A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole
being older than the anime characters you’re attracted to
Why did I just notice this message?? This is exactly what I do when picking gifs for this blog. If it gives me an immediate insta reaction of laughter, awww, or badass shiz - I’m on it!
when someone expects that i will pay for my own food
I’m just like:
“looking for a tumblr gf ;)”
we all have that one friend that whenever you walk by a stop sign they’re just like
I know u in pain but how about u go ahead and eat this ass